So this blog has been a little bit puppies and rainbows for a while and I think it's time to ugg it up. So let's talk about the dirty details of LDR (labor, delivery, and recovery).
Epidurals are awesome the only problem is getting into the position to get one. You need to stick your spine out and curve your body like the letter "C" which
would be easy if you weren't sporting a wa
termelon sized lump in your belly. I thought that I was gonna squish the baby out. The dr had to keep pushing my shoulders down and he was stressing how important it was for me not to move, which made me paranoid and I started shaking. It's no wonder I didn't paralyze myself. On a side note, the doc who gave me the epi was really cute except that he had a lazy eye and I didn't know where to look.
The delivery was pretty easy, but when I pushed I was so scared I was gonna crap on the table. I didn't, but I was really paranoid about it. And right after the baby came out a huge gush of liquids came out and it was really warm and wet and nasty.
Let's move on to recovery. The first time I stood up after having the baby a waterfall of blood came flowing out. I had to change my socks. I've been bleeding ever since. It's tapered off a lot but it's almost three weeks and I still need to wear a pad. My hemmies are still there and my belly is really soft and lose. I'm still sporting that nasty linea nigra and my belly button looks like a butt hole. Here are some PP pics. I tried to squeeze the belly flesh so you could see how loose it is. And there it is...the ugly truth.
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6 comments:
I could smack you right now!! Your stomach looks great for only being 2 weeks PP. I do love how you called your belly button a butt hole! I was LMAO and told DH who got a good laugh too! Thanks for keepin it real! :)
Kudos to you E for posting this. Its all so true and from what I understand that damn linea nigera will be there for a few months. But you look awesome!
E- i adore you. I also LOVE hearing Ugly Truths because i would always rather KNOW than not know. My two favorite parts of this blog:
-belly button looking like a butt hole. amazing visual.
- blood in such a waterfall that you had to change your socks. oh holy jesus.
lastly, saggy belly or no, you are lookin' way to hot and skinny for 2 weeks PP.
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