Friday, May 7, 2010

Confessions


I love a good confession. A good, solid soul dumping to make you feel all brand spanking new. We all have demons, we all have things to get off our chest, whether they be silly or serious. It's cathartic to let it out, I'd say it's healthier than an hour on the treadmill (or at least a girl can dream). So here are my confessions.

I don't really have a best friend. I have a group of girlfriends that I'm close with and a group of coworkers that I'm close with, but I don't have that one best friend that knows all your dirty secrets. The kind where you never feel awkward or uncomfortable to tell them anything.

I love to poop. Like love it. It makes my day when I go. It makes me feel lighter. If I don't go for 3 days I get very grumpy.

I have a deep dark secret...No I won't tell you.

If it's a pee pee diaper I don't always use a wipe.

When Isabella cries her painful cry, it goes right through me like a knife. It seriously makes me shutter.

While I'm really grateful that I have my mom watching Isabella, I'm extremely jealous of the time they get to spend together, which then in turn makes me feel guilty.

I might have a slight soft addiction to my laptop and blackberry.


Nothing too deep or crazy today folks. What do you need to confess?

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15 comments:

Whatever Dee-Dee wants said...

That's funny about loving to poop. My husband says it's one of the most under rated things. I think he agrees with you :)

Emma said...

haha what a great list... im too shy to confess anything to anyone... but i do have something in the common with not always using a wipe for peepee nappys!

The Story of Us said...

You are hilarious - my husband says the SAME thing about pooping. When he's in a crappy mood, the first thing I ask him was when the last time he pooped was. Glad to hear he has a fellow "happy pooper" out there!!!

Miranda said...

I also love to poop. When I'm regular, I feel so much better about life. I have also trained myself to go before I leave work since I can't get into the bathroom by myself once I get home. Because J will follow me and tear up my Real Simple magazines and splash in the dog water bowl and it's just not relaxing.

And I am addicted to twitter. So much so that when my kids are doing silent work at their desks (like now) instead of grading papers, I tweet with friends. I'm horrible. But I'm over the school year and ready for the next 15 days to fly right on by.

Babes Mami said...

I love to poop too! But I'm on an exlax/metamucil thing because I can't poo. Makes me sad! :[

Leigh said...

TOO FUNNY!

I don't love to poop but I do feel good once it's done because I don't go easily despite my arsenal of water, fibre, etc, etc.

Okay, my confession - I wish I could just erase some people from my life (!) because they're too perfect, you know what I mean?

Six Feet Under Blog said...

Too Funny!

Nikki said...

Love the post!! I have a group of girlfriends that I love hanging out with when we can but I wouldn't say that any of them are my best friend. I think my sisters are my best friends but it's still a little different.
The cry thing is AWFUL...I want to cry myself when Mia screams like that and it pretty much gives me a small stroke every time.
Pooping.....what can I say....it's a good feeling!!!
Happy Friday!

furygirl3132 said...

I absolutely love this post, thanks for sharing. I am a new follower from Friday Follow, so glad to have found your blog. Hope you have a wonderful Mother's Day weekend!

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Jess said...

You know, I never thought about it until reading your blog, but yeah I am secretly triumphant after a poop too. This isn't so uncommon after all ha ha

LindseyRockers said...

This is seriously hilarious. I do the same things with the pee pee diapers! I am definitely your newest follower :)

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Pink Shoes Photography said...

I love everything about this post. I have always said, there is no better feeling than a good poop!

I don't have a best friend either. For that matter since I SAH, I don't have any girlfriends at all anymore.

Happy Mothers day!!
xoxoxo
Mandy And F.

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Mrs.F said...

Ummm I soooo love a good poop too. And I wish I could think of a confession right now!

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