If I had a dollar for every time that I dropped the f bomb in a day I'd have enough for a fancy pants bottle of wine. I need to stop swearing!
If I had a dollar for every time I told my class to "get in two straight lines," in a single day I'd have enough money for a full body massage.
If I had a dollar for every glass of wine or beer I had in a week I'd have enough money for a matinee movie ticket.
If I had a dollar for every pound I lost since I joined the gym and decided that in order for Weight Watchers to work I actually need to follow the program (about 5 weeks ago) I'd have enough money to buy a pack of cigarettes in NYC.
I'd like to collect.