I am rip roaring mad at you. YOU did not carry a baby around for 9 months. YOU did not need to expand and grow to accommodate a tiny human being. Therefore there is no need for you to have, um, "spread out" so much. You see I have a fat sucking bathing suit to deal with my belly, ass, and hips...however there is no head to toe thigh sucking bathing suit. Now that the pregnancy weight is gone and my belly has gone down to normal, maybe not skinny, but normal, you refuse. You have fared the worst on this pregnancy and without merit. So stop jiggling, stop the sit down thigh spread, and start getting back into shape. I swear to God above that I will run you to death on the treadmill and the elliptical machine until you comply with my orders, kthanks.
Fat Thigh Girl