Saturday, July 17, 2010

The Destroyer

What's wrong with this picture? Oh yeah, the cabinet is missing a door. Wanna know how that happened? Isabella ripped it off. That's right, she ripped the door off of the cabinet. That is not the only thing that she's destroyed. She broke a picture frame, I can't tell you how many books she's ripped apart (thank God for board books), she's using her crib rail as a teether (note to self: go buy crib cover so my next baby doesn't think his/her sister is a wolf), and she has also ripped the head off of older cousin's doll. Oh and she's also ripped the period key half off my keyboard so that I have to push it reallyreallyreally hard to get it to work. I mean it's not that important of a key, it's not like I need it to end every sentence or when I visit any sort of dot com.


Not only is she a destroyer, she's a waster. She prefers to poop 3 minutes after I've changed a pee-pee diaper. She'll leave 2 ounces of milk in her bottle or sippy cup and throw half of her meals on the floor. I should tally up the cost of all of this mess and waste and hand her a bill once she's old enough to work ;)

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15 comments:

Melaina25 said...

Oh goodness. Blondie Boy pooped again in time it took me to clean up his first dirty diaper and then didn't say anything.

So by the time I smelt it, the cover was done for. Oy vey.

the shoafs said...

oh man....she and my son wold be a match made in heaven. he chewed around the entire perimeter of his crib when he was smaller.... poor ava girl is now sleeping in that crib. she looks at it all, "what the heck got ahold of this thing???". and we don't have the right hand side ctrl key on the laptop anymore. i used to leave it up on my bed....and then chan learned how to climb and before i got smart enough to stop leaving the computer within reach, he'd ripped most of the keys off several different times. i would LOVE to be able to bill my kids!

Mich said...

I figured this out! That strength will come in handy one day...maybe time for a remodel? LMAO

Desi said...

hahaha hurricane Liv is the same way. She will destroy anything and everything that she can get her hands on. The more expensive the better :)

Babes Mami said...

Hahaha sorry to giggle but this sounds so much like me last month and now that I have to laugh. We were planning on getting a new crib since this one is a drop side but I'm saving a section. I laughed when people said they teeth on cribs. Also, I thought my son was the only one doing the pee, change, poop, change thing. He's been doing it since birth...talk about WASTE!!

Mom of the Twinkies and Tot! said...

I see from the picture that the cabinet is full of her stuff...so maybe she was just trying to say, "Hey mom, since I didn't finish my lunch or my last milk cup I'd really like to eat NOW!" Lol!

Pink Shoes Photography said...

Oh my goodness!! She is a strong little girl! Yeah the wasting thing gets me too.

Just wanted to pop in and let you know, I think of yall often. Thanks for stopping by, hopefully teething will lighten up soon.

Teresa said...

how about I didn't even notice that door was missing when I was at your house lol. She is one strong chic

sheaintheavy said...

OMG, my son is the same way! I was actually just asked people on twitter if it's safe to paint a crib, so that I could fix Gavin's up for the next baby :)

Nikki said...

I'm sorry...but I had to laugh a little...only because I feel your pain! How old is Isabella?? Mia is 9 months and has started with most all of that! Especially the poopy diaper thing. I can literally change her diaper and within minutes she has pooped herself and thinks it's funny!!!
We need to start a support group for crazy little monster girls!

Tye said...

wow that's too funny and she's a strong baby to have done that lol. Okay I'm loving your blog and thanks for following mine. I'm now following yours as well. Thanks for stopping by. Looking forward to connecting.

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Truthful Mommy said...

Bwahahaha! She sounds like she wants things when she wants them, how she wants them! What a little incredible HULK:) I have 2 of them, I cal them Bella and Gabi the destroyers:) Thank God, I am not the only one. Thanks for sharing! Happy Mothering!
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Whatever Dee-Dee wants said...

That is too funny :)

lady gray said...

hahahha! have you sent this pic into shitmykidsruined.com? you must. :)

Kisha said...

If you want to feel better, you definitely need to go check out Shit My Kids Ruined. Just wait until she's 16 and totals your car:)

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