Thursday, March 17, 2011

It's Unfortunate

... that my belly button is so fat.  It's so true.  There's this ring of fat around my belly button that is so gross and pudgy and won't budge.  I bet you didn't even know you could have a fat belly button, well I'm here to school you in the fact that you can, I do, and it can be blatantly seen through my shirt.

... that I have a fifth grade student who had to stretch out the word "America".  Some days my job makes me sad.

... that for 3 days before my period I bloat so bad that I see people in the hallway checking out my stomach because they probably think I'm pregnant again.  It's the worst.  I wish weight watchers could factor that bloat into my weekly weigh in.

... that I can never get myself into bed at a reasonable hour.  I stay up way to late farting around on the computer or cleaning a house that refuses to stay that way and then I'm shot in the morning.  I need to give myself a bedtime routine.

... that I have to watch what I eat and exercise instead of vegging on the couch and eating French Onion Sun Chips and Oreos with milk.  Curses to my slow metabolism and wide hips.

... that the work week is 5 days and the weekend only 2.  Who thought up that system?  Probably a man.
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Rachel said...

You are so right about the bloat! WW needs to figure that in! Today is my weight in day so naturally I got up before the sun stripped down and stepped on the scale (cuz you know my pajamas weigh at least two lbs!!) I am down 6.5 lbs heading into week 3. Yeah me! I too have fat belly button syndrome. I feel ya girl. I totally feel ya...

Lil'Misa said...

I get really bad period bloat too. I swear last month I was PG because the bloat was so bad.

Alex said...

Join the club.. I'm going through the process right now, I get super bloated right before my period.. and i need to lose 10 to 15 pounds but can't seem to get motivated enough to get there... and the fact that i get home at 7pm so tired doesn't help the situation...

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