Wednesday, August 8, 2012

Conversations from the Nut House

Scene:  I'm doing laundry and trying to get Isabella to clean up her toys.

Dad:  Do you want me to help you with the laundry?
Me:  No Dad I got it thanks.
Dad:  Are you sure you don't want me to help you with your laundry?
Me:  I'm sure.
Dad: (5 min later) I can help you you know
Me:  I'm fine
Dad: (2 min later) Your laundry is done do you want me to do something with it?
Me: It's my underwear Dad, really I'm good

He gives me the stink eye and doesn't speak to me for the rest of the day

Scene: Isabella is in bed and we're all downstairs watching TV

Mom:  Is it too hot in here?
Me: No I'm comfortable
Mom:  Is the baby hot?
Me: No she's fine
Mom: Is she cold?
Me: If you think it's hot in here she's probably not cold

Repeat every single night.

Scene:  In the living room after lunch

Isabella: Can I have an ice pop?
Me: Yes, just don't eat it on the couch
~5 minutes after she started eating her ice pop~
Dad:  Isabella why don't you just sit on the couch and eat it.

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3 comments:

mtendere said...

Oh dear! Hang in there :)

Jo said...

It reminds me of when I was living with my in-laws and trying to sleep train Tiger ... yeah that didn't work either.

Good luck!

Kelli said...

This is so funny! It reminds me of every single visit to my parents house. It is also why we can't stay more then 2 nights at a time. Hang in there!

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