Wednesday, January 16, 2013

The Beast Within

I feel like I'm carrying a beast.  For real guys.  Not only do I feel like a whale, not just in my stomach, but in my ass and thighs as well, but I haven't gained that much weight (a bit over 6 pounds @ 23 weeks) and my stomach is huge.  I'm definitely carrying bigger this time around as well.  

See below for a pic of when I was 25/26 weeks with Isabella on the left and 23 weeks with Mrs. Petrillo on the right.


See?  And I'm further along on the left too.  

And I'm getting kicked in the ass from the inside on the regular and the baby is using my cervix as a trampoline.  And it doesn't feel all "Oh how cute baby kicks."  It's more like, "Dear God what is happening in there?"

I bet it's going to be a huge giant boy.  Like a 15 pounder that's going to come crawling out of my vag like some sort of horror show.  It'll sit up on the delivery table and look at me and say, "I vant a bottle." Also it will have an accent like Arnold Schwartzennager (not even trying to spell that right).  

I'm serious.  I'm going to give birth to a beast.  



5 comments:

misssrobin said...

I'm sorry you're feeling huge and being beaten from the inside, but I'm glad things are going well with the pregnancy. I haven't been here in a while and was wondering how things were going. Sounds like all is well even if being pregnant sucks.

Best wishes for a continued fabulous pregnancy and an easy and uneventful delivery. And your new blog design is beautiful!

Ariel @ Dreams To Do said...

HA HA! This post made me laugh, as do all of your posts (well, most of them). IMHO, you look tiny and freakin adorable. You have a perfect round baby bump. But, I do think you're having a boy. :-)

B. Jenkins said...

LOL! LOL! I know the feeling! I definitely carried a lot bigger the second time around! I was a lot more swollen too by the end of my pregnancy! It doesn't stop after pregnancy either...those second kids give you a run for your money! Stopping in from SITS!

The Dose of Reality said...

Personally, I think you look amazing, but I do know the feeling of everything feeling like more the 2nd time around! ;)

Christine said...

I too think that you look great but I know what you mean. I felt ginormous with my second child. Definitely wasn't cute the second time around.

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