I feel like I'm carrying a beast. For real guys. Not only do I feel like a whale, not just in my stomach, but in my ass and thighs as well, but I haven't gained that much weight (a bit over 6 pounds @ 23 weeks) and my stomach is huge. I'm definitely carrying bigger this time around as well.
See below for a pic of when I was 25/26 weeks with Isabella on the left and 23 weeks with Mrs. Petrillo on the right.
See? And I'm further along on the left too.
And I'm getting kicked in the ass from the inside on the regular and the baby is using my cervix as a trampoline. And it doesn't feel all "Oh how cute baby kicks." It's more like, "Dear God what is happening in there?"
I bet it's going to be a huge giant boy. Like a 15 pounder that's going to come crawling out of my vag like some sort of horror show. It'll sit up on the delivery table and look at me and say, "I vant a bottle." Also it will have an accent like Arnold Schwartzennager (not even trying to spell that right).
I'm serious. I'm going to give birth to a beast.