Whelp I made it through one entire pregnancy completely unscathed from those angry red streaks. Then I made it 8.5 months through another pregnancy before they finally reared their ugly head. I was so smug too.
I knew I should have been nicer in high school.
Now I know that some women call them a badge of honor, the true mark of a pregnant warrior. Blah, blah, blah. I think they're ugly and vile and I hate them. I think some women just delude themselves with that stretch mark empowerment crap to make themselves feel better. I kind of wish I could do the same, but I can't because I don't want stretch marks!
I don't even understand why I had to get them. I didn't gain an excessive amount of weight. I used coconut oil/coco butter/ moisturizer religiously. My stomach did get bigger in this pregnancy, but not hugely big. I don't understand!!! It's not fair. ::pouts in the corner::
|I call malarky on this one.|