Tuesday, December 10, 2013

Stupid Internet Quotes

The internet is a dark and creepy place with stupidity lurking in every corner.  I've decided to debunk some really stupid internet quotes.  Partly because it's fun and partly because I don't have a whole lot to write about.  

I beg to differ.  I've had a lot of conversations with both students and adults that revolved around really stupid questions.

Me:  You can put your backpacks on the back of your chair and come to the rug.
Student:  Where do I put my backpack?  (30 times a day for a million different things!  No one listens to me!)

I also had to listen to my mom ask me about a bajillion questions on how to cook tatertots before I told her to just look on the bag. 

Thank God not all moments last forever.  If you've ever stepped on a Lego or bit into a scalding Lean Pocket you know that some moments need to expire as quickly as possible.  

Aren't we all a little nuts sometimes?  LOL sorry I couldn't resist. 

Obviously the person who wrote this has never tasted a cupcake or pizza or wine or anything with melted cheese.  Yum!

Is this one even for real?  


Midnight Cowgirl said...

Lol. Some moments can't be over soon enough :)

bailey j said...

Ahahaha i love you.

and that last one is fucking HARSH

AiringMyDirtyLaundry said...

Haha, that skinny quote always makes me laugh. Food rocks, man.

Barbara said...

The last one always makes me laugh! Seriously a cupcake tastes much better than skinny!

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